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Funny JokesDirty Jokes "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." Blonde Jokes Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door. Q. Why did the dumb blond keep failing her driver's test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. Funny Jokes A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake." Lawyer Jokes The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa.
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The Future of MP Digital Music - Recording, playing and listening to music has never been more fun that it is today.
Tips for Buying an Antique Accordion - Thinking about a purchase of an antique accordion? If so, then you should note first that there are some helpful steps to consider when buying an antique accordion.
Unseen Consequences For Obtaining Music - Besides, most of the music that you get from such websites is in low-quality formats, often with scratchy or high-pitched sound.
Major and Minor Scales For Guitar Playing - Why are you learning the guitar? The most obvious answer for aspiring lead guitarists would probably be to master the various scales and to play blazing solos on stage.
Company Executive Bitten By TV Bug - They brought all sorts of sophisticated equipment with them.
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