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Funny JokesDirty Jokes "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." Blonde Jokes Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A. Locking the car door. Q. Why did the dumb blond keep failing her driver's test?
A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. Funny Jokes A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake." Lawyer Jokes The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa.
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The Navy Reserve Rifle And Pistol Quails - This article is spoken by a soldier in the Navy about all the new enlistments that swing a trip the range just to get the quails.
Pricey Priyanka Chopra - Article about the hottest Bollywood actress and model Priyanka Chopra.
Know Consumer Rights Regarding Dangerous and Defective Products - Know the rights you have when harmed by a dangerous or defective product, such as the right to recourse if no potential injury warning was given.
Online Dating Things You Must Do When Meeting for the First Time - Dating online or off carries a certain amount or risk when meeting the other person for the first time.
Finding Heart Wedding Favors That Are Uniquely You - Are you looking for heart wedding favors for your reception? Do you know where you can get them? There are a couple of different ways that you can use to find what you need.
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